Well, where and the hell have I been? Why, on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, kicking back with the coolest of friends, of course.
But I could be lying. Tsk, tsk, tsk, how could I on my 100th post? Why because the always dark yet charming L.R. Bonehill tagged me!
"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don't tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot more from the stuff they just make up. If you're tagged by this Meme lie to me, then tag seven other folks (one of each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?
Cockroaches. I might not live forever, but no one, I mean no one, is messing with my legacy, baby. So bring on the apocalypse . . .
Envy: What do your co-workers wish they had which is yours?
My invisible jet and my truth-inducing lasso that I seem to have misplaced.
Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
George Clooney
Lust: What really lights your fire?
The universal truth that the whole world revolves around me.
Anger: What was the last thing that really pissed you off?
The realization George Clooney is no sixty minute man.
Greed: Name something you keep from others?
My hypnotize a lobstah so ya can stand'em on their noses secret. Ta Da!
Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
Steal Aaron Polson's idea to tag the Seven Dwarfs for this Meme.
6 comments:
he,he,he...I know where the truth-inducing lasso is and I'm not telling! I wish I had tried that trick with our lobsters before dropping them into the pot at our annual father's day cook-up.
Wonder Woman! I highly suspected your alias was Alan W. Davidson. Ayuh, lobsters can be hours of family fun.
Ooh! Does that mean I can have Brad Pitt for supper?
I'd say if you can beat off Angelina, you're well deserving of the snack.
I have to do that lobster trick on my boss every day; it’s the only way to get some writing done.
Dark yet charming? That just about made my day – I like it!
Lol. What, and you haven't dumped him or her into a boiling caldron of water?
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